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Title details for Satan's Advice for the New Parent by Aleister Lovecraft - Available

Satan's Advice for the New Parent

Practical and Concise Advice for the Overwhelmed New Parent

#02 in series

by Aleister Lovecraft
Aleister Lovecraft
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Becoming a new parent is overwhelming.

Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?

The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan.

Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent.

Topics covered include:

  • the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent,
  • infant sleeping habits,
  • feeding,
  • how to deal with illness,
  • discipline,
  • how to tell if your child is evil,
  • and more.

    • Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.

    Formats

    • OverDrive Listen audiobook

    subjects

    Languages

    • English

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